...so that I can watch you enjoying me...

I want to make a video of the two of us, she blurted out randomly
Err
I want to have something of you to take with me. To remember you when I leave.
Erm, I'm not quite sure that's such a good idea

What? You dont trust me?
Trust has nothing to do with it. These things find a way of getting out. I mean, I have no problem recording it. But we'll have to delete it as soon as we're done watching.
But I need to have something of you. To keep me warm on the cold nights.
Take a blanket, I laughed. I'm sure there's something else I can give you.
Ooh, she squeaked, can I have a dildo mold of you?
Err, I guess.
Cause they do that you know?
Yea, I know, does Madamme Tussauds do it?
I don't know, I'll find out. Yay!



That's a conversation I had last night on msn. What? A video to take with her ke? Is she mad? Doesn't she know I'm going to be someone important?



And then I'll have some chick holding me to ransom over a "sex tape"? Do I look like Ray-J? Or R.Kelly?...i mean, I'm a freak...but the audience I'm willing to perform for consists of 1 person...or maybe 2...imagine if my pastor saw it!!

Actually, thinking about it in retrospect, I might have reacted a little prematurely. Might be kinda exciting to have a tape out there, somewhere, and then run into it one day. I'd have to be holding the camera tho. My face wil not be in it. If anyone can recognise me by my other "features" then so be it.

She can have her face in it if she wants. She can even have the one copy.

Anyway, I still have some time to think about it. We'll see...

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43 comments:

TDVA said...

first???

scribble,me.free said...

TDVA
wow. i literally just hit publish! i'm scurred of u now :-P

TDVA said...

eat dirt Roc :p

hmmm, see? if only people settled to think first before totally reejcting an idea. lol @ recognising you by other features, hahahahaha!

make that 2 copies pls ;)

TDVA said...

yep, blame it on the alchoRoc.

RocNaija said...

damn..

RocNaija said...

TDVA... ask about it...
"strong head no be skill"

Had someone ask me that once.. never did happen though..I'd definitely have held on to the camcorder..

Even though the clips would have been very...uhm.. shaky!

RocNaija said...

lol @ Nikkys..
Join the queue babes..

Confessions of a London gal said...

3rd- Technically!
Lemme go read

Confessions of a London gal said...

Hmmnnn...Someone important, uhn?
Remember us wen u make it o!
Which one is this one again? Not ibo, Not Jamo babe, Not Karma???
Scribble!!!! Na only you??!!

SHE said...

Man, you need to give it more than a second thought.
Especially since you want to be someone important.
Really, who knows what peculiar birth marks you have on errrm...your .. errm... your anatomy by which you could be identified!

ShonaVixen said...

So this mould....*patting my weave, trying to think of a question*...

ShonaVixen said...

or is it sculpture??..u'll do it??Might make her money on e-bay when you're IMPORTANT u know...

scribble,me.free said...

Nikkys'
Erm...????

Roc
Hmm, u know i hadnt actually thought about the mechanics of it...but i'm sure i'll find a way

Confessions
nna, you're my family now. Lol.
All those wonderful ladies are in the past mehn

SHE
that's a risk i'm willing to take. Far more people know my face than "anatomy".

Shona
It might i guess, but then she has to prove that it's mine. If she manages to do that, then she deserves whatever she gets

BSNC said...

lol so u agree u r a freak.. lol@ she mad? Doesn't she know I'm going to be someone important?.. amen to that.

Confessions of a London gal said...

ok o SMF- U just remember that!

NoLimit said...

Wetin she give you chop? you're still thinking?
boy that's an absolute NO NO...as in No,Nehi,Non,Não,Nr,нет,Nein...just plain...lai lai!!!

wordmerchant said...

Lordy lord...the children of this world *shaking head

scribble..you should give her a mould of your jig master! lol!

No one will know its yours...honest.

Don't let her tape you ooo...what will you do if you take over the reigns from obama huh????

scribble,me.free said...

BSNC
i accept it, it's my curse. and yes o! amen!

Confessions
Dont worry, I gatchu!

No Limit
Ah ahn! I shouldnt even entertain the thought? lol

wordmerchant
the mold is not a problem. And that's exactly what I'm saying. Prime Minister cannot have a sex tape flying around youtube

btw new post to

tans guise!!

scribble,me.free said...

new post to The Confessional is what I meant

Frankie Rose said...

First time here and hot! lol...but serious was she even thinking?

So she is going to get a dildo mold of you? ummm won't that hurt you? like the dildo making process......just curious

Tigeress said...

Dont fall for it. But if for some reason u decide to do it. Wear a mask- tht wld be funny. lol!!

Buttercup said...

lmao @ "Doesn't she know I'm going to be someone important?"

voice of reason here..DON'T DO IT!

do they REALLY make dildo moulds??? dang..

Sexkitten said...

Umm, I have a tape out there. Crazy ex-boyfriend video taped without telling me and later tried to black mail me.

I told him to publish it.

He's a lawyer with aspiration to one day be a judge. I'm sure that's the only reason I'm not starring in my own porn flick all over the net.

Do you still think you should reconsider scribble, do you?

Lady Koko said...

HEHEHEHEs....thats like watching porn.....EXCEPT ..am the STAR!!!!! FLIPPING RAINING COWS!!!!!! *yuck*
p.s:xoxo

Lady Koko said...

ooo..but your doodle head...that sounds better...

Lady Koko said...

..OH FLIPPING RAINING COWSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
not yours!!!!!!!!

RocNaija said...

lol @ Lady Koko!!

scribble,me.free said...

Frankie Rose
I'm glad you like...lol...they dont chop it off...might be a little uncomfortable...cold hands and all

Tigeress
A mask? I thought of that...but that might just be a little too freaky

Buttercup
yes they do o...the things my eyes have seen

Sexkitten
way to call his bluff...from what I've read about that dude, (excuse me if I'm out of line here) he's a bastard.

i'm still considering it, but if i do it will be on my terms.

Lady K
flippin raining cows? you're something else. ur last comment confused me

tans 4 stopping by guise!

Just...Toluwa said...

dildo mold? lol! thats just on a differen level!

Smaragd said...

U know, I need to start stalking ur blog everyday, I turn my back for a min and there are two posts! aargh!

Fashinga said...

Lmao!!! hehehehe lol..Recognizing your other features....hahaha

I dont even have a proper comment in mind..Damn!! this post was just what i needed.some comic relief..

Laters!!
F.

Smaragd said...

TDVA, would u just go and update YOUR blog instead of stalking this one!!!

Dildo moulds? raunchy sex tapes? ur life gets even more interesting.

Smaragd said...

Lady Koko is Top Scribbler? dang!

Smaragd said...

I myt as well leave my comment to the previous post here...

so the Karme chick introduced u to her man huhn? lmao! Karma is funktastic! now u know how those other ladies feel

Smaragd said...

I'm so unserious!

I'm commenting here in between Interviews at work!

Afrobabe said...

Hahhahahahahhahahah....

Scribble the porn star...I want a dildo copy too...that is if its not too short!!!

scribble,me.free said...

J...T
I know right, I heard about it last year

Fashinga
I'm glad I amuse you...lol...i aim to please

Smaragd
You are obviously not on your game. I update pretty much everyday...so stop by as often as you will...ur coming pretty close to being on my wall of shame yourself, better update quickly

p.s. what are you doing coming here between interviews? at least you'll be in a good mood for the interviewees

Afro
I'll let you be the judge, do you want me to post it to you? post ur address here

Afrobabe said...

Post it oh...I am waiting...better yet use it in a post

Ms Sula said...

I like the idea of the dildo mold....

Might have even suggested it to a certain someone...

:D

miz-cynic said...

smf:-done the videotaping thing once o...funny it was my phone we used.it was very sexy to watch after.cos he had one hell of a nasty body men.

R3, WAS JUST AN ASSHOLE.GIRL WASNT ACTING LIKE SHED DIE or she was desperate....dnt knw ur tribe but thrs a saying "aja to ba ma sonu ko n gbo fere olode"(d dog tht will get lost does not hear the hunters whistle),,,,tht guy was not gona hang around even if she wasnt acting clingy

Miss Lowlah said...

I see you, can you see me? Watching you... loving it.

I love this blog. It's 2 am almost and I'm determined to get through each and every yummy post *licks lips* I have you on my blog list.

PS
Roc if you're out there, I'm waiting for you...

Miss Lowlah said...

And you should go for it SMF. I did once, and I held the camera so neither of our faces showed.

LovePaprika said...

NO WAYYYYYYYY this had to be some kind of secret post and I just got in!!!!!

Anyhow- WHAT DID I JUST READ???????

I have come to the conclusion that there is something wrong with this generation of kids who think they are celebs of some kind! VIDI KINI? Especially girls! sometimes I don't blame guys who think they can walk up to a girl and disrespect her... No smoke without fire...

My take on it sha...bite me!

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