Introduction: I wrote this a few months ago. We had done the song and dance, we were attracted to each other. We did lunch, we did dinner. We did concerts, we did shows. We did a lot of stuff together. I started to develop real feelings for her. So one day...
Im looking at her ,
Shes looking at me
I can see the fiery passion of desire in her eyes
She wants me just as much as i want her
I lean in...
shes like "No"
Im like "but..."
She's like "No"
Im like "what's wrong?"
Shes like "i got a man "
I'm like "so?"
shes like "no we cant"
Im like "YES WE CAN"
"hes a good man"...
"I'm a good man...and i can make you happy"
"im happy with him"
"you'll be happier with me"
Thats when she started getting tears in her eyes
reciting that famed Erykah Badu lyric:"now what am i supposed to do now i want you in my
world...how can i
want you for myself when im already some1s girl...i guess
ill see u next
lifetime"...
"But i wanna see u now!!"
And then she turned away, tears rolling down her cheek
But still her walk is making me weak
And im thinking "what the hell is going on?"
And then it hits me... Karma!
that BITCH!!
Shes getting me back for all those times i played around
All those times i was like "im just not ready to take this relationship to the next level" Or "this is getting too heavy"
Or "yes u do look fat in that dress"
Trying to start a fight
Hoping they break up with me
And i shoulda known that Karma
that BITCH!!!
She was just storing that shit up
Knowing one day she'd get me
One day it would be my heart on the line and she would hang me out to dry
and seek her vengeance
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
My woman is Karma
that BITCH
Back story: I had told her in the beginning that I didn't want to flirt with her. She was precisely the kind of girl I could fall for. And I wasnt trying to fall. Besides she was involved. She didn't listen. We communicated mainly via email. These are the relevant bits...
Smf:She's totally self-absorbed and self satisfying. I'm not going to go into a rant but suffice to say, I dont see that in you.
Karma's Vengeance:So ok, that's your ex...any current?
Smf:no, you have anyone in mind?
KV:well, let me be honest, I would love to keep a stand up guy like you for myself...but I think that would be greedy... I know a couple of nice girls, what are your specs? lol
Smf:I will restrain from flirting with you because I have flirted with "involved" girls before and it has always ended badly =P. My specs?...well let me see i haven't really thought about this... 36-24-42 with perfect skin, faultless toned legs, eyes deeper than the pacific and a smile that would light up new york in a blackout... i'm easy
KV:damn! And I match that description as well
Smf:too bad about that man of yours
KV:lol - too bad indeed
And despite my initial misgivings, I flirted continuously with her. And shamelessly, she reciprocated. And then one day ...Im looking at her
Shes looking at me
I can see the fiery
passion of desire in her eyes
She wants me just as much as i want her
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Karma
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1SSTTT!!!!
SMF! You are just as bad as Roc! Leaving people hanging seems to be ur specialty!
Hmmnn...U sure se u wont give me this soap u dey take bath?
I am even 4th again! Were are all dis blogsville ppl? Sleeping?
*Walks away doing the happy dance*
Confessions
lol...technically, wordmerchant was 1st, she just commented on the wrong post...but I'll give it to you :-P
ahn ahn! watch it o! Why r u tryin 2 kill my flow!
Anyway, like CaramelD did on Afro's blog... I came to do my 'speech' as per winning d gold meddal fro being 1st.
I'll like to thank my mother, my sisters, friends, SMF- for giviing me d posting opportunity and directing this screen play, my manager, for calling in sick today and making me able to blog freely...Anyone else i dint mention...sorry- I am just so excited!
Lol!
C'est la vie...
You win some...you lose some!
LOL @ Confessions...
As long as i beat TDVA the Roc is good..
New template.. New widgets..
*Whispers to boss*
Dude ain't any work in!
Yup Karma is a bitch..
You should consider humming Ushers' song for motivation!!
..If i want you I can take you from your man... Please believe me...
Karma has a way of giving in to tenacity
lol!!! just realised i commented for this post in your previous post!!
Ok here it is again..copied and pasted:
karma always brings out her whip ( yes karma is a woman because no man can be so creative in dishing out these punishments :))
You are playing with fire mr scribble....don't let her man catch u oo lol!
Confessions
sorry o, wasn't trying to stop your shine. lol @ the thank you speech. You're very welcome, i'm here all week. Dont worry, I'll conclude 2moro
No Limit
Most definitely, lesson learn'd
Roc
lol..TDVA u hear that?
dont worry, i believe in consistency and persistence as well..but we'll see how that turns out..and HEY!! i'm doing work!
wordmerchant
lol...yea i already told Confessions you were really first. Don't worry about me tho, i'll be fine
k..why r u posting this again if u did b4?? has she just resurfaced?? and yeah karma is a bitch.. does this story have an update?? any recent contact with Karmic_vengance that we shld knw of?? Pls update..
lol @ YES WE CAN, u doing an Obama on her..who knws it might just work if u tell it to her often enuf
@Confessions are you at work hon???
Karma is a Bitch and damn good one too!!!So ...any update on this then???
@ShonaVixen...I am at work, deadlines keep pilling up, but i no fit kill myself! Man must blog! lol
36-24-42! DAMN...she must have a tight bod mehn...!
Karma....dnt u just hate her?
Karma has been bouncing off me for a while now. I can see it coming. And yep, it's a bitch!
Time to change what comes back, Scribble.
simplidivine
didnt post it before, wrote it and kinda kept it. there isnt' much to update you on, but it'll be in the next post.
@Yes we can, I know right? couldnt resist
Shona
I know, which is why I'm glad I settled my Karma debt.
Confessions
So where's the new post?
J...T
She was a goddess...and Karma, well lets just say what goes around comes around. Karma better watch her back..lol
Sexkitten
I'm working on it.
Ok, ok, ok, i see you did your 'part' with karma...well done to you then but hey u did pledge to be a *in very deep sultry voice*'Baad boy!!' Ah well....we all can't be good hey!!..lol..
@ Confessions of a London gal ...you think he is as bad as roc?? baby he is worse!!!
Scribble, I got a message from karma for you....she still has some stored up....many many more heartbreaks b4 the scale balances...
Lol@ "YES WE CAN"...So there are lots of Bad boys on blogville...hmmm i didnt know..
First time here, will be back
Laters!!!
F.
and blogsville gets more interesting!
how can i be no 6 on ur top scribblers! i am sooo correcting that faux pas immediatement!
I have been on both ends of that conversation.
And Karma really doesn't play...
It sucks bullets! :)
what's with all this "almost-gad-the-girl talk u and Roc are peddling today?
can SOMEBODY please give us SOME ACTION? Ah!
i hope i am moving up the scribblers list with this dude, it's past my bedtime BUT i refuse to sleep until i move up!
okay, it's not past my bedtime, matter-of-fact i just woke up not long ago. lol
okay, i really need to comment on the post ryt? will do that AFTER i've moved up!
lol @ Karma being your bitch.
what goes around comes around babe, u shld always have that in mind.
but I have a feeling this girl will let u steal her from her man... she'll just make u work for it
36-24-42 u said! wtf!i think i'll get to that size after i've had all my babies...lol
exactly why am i still the last top scribbler SMF? i'll cry o!
Shona
Exactly! I stay bad so you can be good. I make that sacrifice..for all of you!
Afro
Don't worry, me and Karma had a talk, we've sorted it out. She aint mad at me no more
Fashinga
I'm not really a bad boy now..i'm a victim, really...and thanks for popping round, I'll be sure to stop by your blog.
Ms Sula
Have you now? I thought I was the only homewrecker here..lol..i keed...i joke...yea big bullets
Smaragd
lol...relax..ure number 4 now...erm..i'll conclude the gist tomorrow
dude.. whats up with this your response thing.. Its hard to read what you said in return..
Did you set it that way?
Roc
I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Do you mean in the post? I changed the colors on there if so
*blush*
aww shucks..
*rushes to read part 2*
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