Karma is so unfair...Another eventful weekend

Disclaimer: This is a bit of a rant so it might run a little long

So everything was cool saturday. Worked most of the day, but the sun was still out when I left, so it wasnt too bad. Went home, where I proceeded to fall asleep on the couch. Then one of my uncles called. He was around and he wanted to take me to dinner. I don't know about y'all, but awoof no dey run my own bele. So we went to this chinese restaurant on a boat; me, him, and his wife. His wife is hot! I swear that man is my role model. She's also Zim, and as you all know, I love Zim women.

Afterwards, I was supposed to meet up with this girl I'm seeing, Tee. So I headed to Canary Wharf to meet her. I was early, she was still about 30 minutes away, so I went inside to wait. That's when I saw her.

A vision of auburn hair, pink lipgloss and tan skin. But the first thing I noticed about her was her eyes. I gave her a cursory glance. White stilettos, blue trench, grey skirt that stopped a few inches above her knee, giving me a glimpse...she was stunning. I smiled at her, she smiled back. I quickly sent a text telling my friend to let me know when she arrived. Then I walked up to her.


Hi, I'm Scribbles.
Hi, M.
Very nice to meet you M. Are you waiting for someone?
Yes, I've been waiting for nearly 45 minutes now.
What? A girl as pretty as you should never have to wait for anyone.
She chuckled, No one should have to wait this long.

Her sexy sultry accent wasn't British.

Where is your accent from?
It's Swiss-German.
Really? it doesn't really sound Swiss-German and you're too pretty to be simply Swiss.
Haha, I'm half Cuban on my mother's side

JACKPOT!!I know I've said I love Ghanian and Zim women, but I absolutely adore Hispanic women.

Oh that's lovely, I would've guessed Portuguese, but I love Latina women. Do you speak any spanish?
Of Course.
Nice. ¿Cómo esta?
Estoy un poco enojada, gracias, ¿Habla español?
Un poco

And then she went off on some spanish tangent that I don't pretend to understand..but i do understand sexy..and it was sexy.

You have really pretty eyes
Gracias. Blah blah blah and then she started asking me questions
You seem like a really great guy. But in my experience everyone has skeletons. What's yours? What you see is what you get luv.
You married?
No
Divorced?
Haha, no.
Kids?
Nope. Like I said, what you see is what you get. How about you? Any skeletons?
No, what you see is what you get, she said with a smile. Then we exchanged details

During the course of our conversation she got a text telling her to come to North Greenwich. She wasn't from around these ends, she'd only been in london 3 days and had no idea how to get there. We walked to the tube. Jubilee Line wasnt running. At this point I started cursing myself. If I didnt already have someone coming to spend the night with me, I would've invited this piece of heaven home. But instead, I had to find her an alternative route.

Eventually I decided it would be best to get the DLR to Cutty Sark and then a bus to North Greenwich. And I was going to go with her to show her how to get there. Totally out of my way, my good deed for the day. Thought I'd be securing a few Karma points. Luckily, Tee was on the next train coming in, so we just hopped on, and I introduced my sexy new friend M. Hilarity ensued...at least for me.

It was extremely amusing watching the guarded looks they gave each other. Putting my arm around M's shoulders, Tee unsure how to react. Seeing the jealousy in her eyes. A very amusing train ride indeed.

Later, at Mc'donalds (Tee was hungry and they were the only place still open at midnight), I'm talking to M while Tee is ordering. Tee keeps throwing us looks. As soon as she's done ordering, she comes and wraps her arms around me. Sexkitten did say women were territorial beings. This entire scene as it unfolded was comedy to me.

Sunday is when shit started getting complicated.

I went to church with Tee, which is pretty standard procedure with me; if you spend Saturday night with me, you will more than likely be in my church on Sunday. Even though my cousins and their parents go to the same church, it's always fine. I just introduce my "friend" and that's the end of that. But not this Sunday, this Sunday was different.

My uncle was taking his wife and kids out for Mother's Day and combining that with celebrating my sister's birthday from last week. I was invited. And I could bring my plus one. I didn't like the prospects so I did what I could to divert.

So are you going to see your mom now?
Yeah, where are you guys going?
Just out for lunch, celebrate mother's day. Nothing special. Can't really be bothered really
Oh, yea I'll come, I'm kinda hungry anyway. Mom can wait
*Damn*

At the restaurant. My uncle goes
Scribbles, who is your friend? You didnt introduce us.
*Yeah I was hoping I wouldnt have to* This is my friend Tee
Hmm...ok
*Frackity frack*

My aunty is on the phone, she passes it to me...its my mom. I talk with her and pass the phone back. She says she just wants to "sign off" with my aunty. Didnt want to interrupt lunch. Then my aunty passes the phone to her husband. A few minutes later i hear the words
"..go around the table and say Happy Mother's Day to all the women"
*Say what?* The first "woman" in the sequence was Tee. This was not happening. My mother was not about to have a conversation with a girl I'd only been seeing for a week!!!

I watched in disbelief as my uncle passed the phone past me to Tee. Watched in horror as she began to talk. "Happy mother's day ma".

Now my aunty has kindly informed me that I have "query" to answer with my mom.

*FRACKITY FRACK FRACK FRACKITY!!!*

And after my good deed less than 24 hours ago. Karma is a rabid bitch.

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