This is my 25th post. Yay!! Happy 25th to me!!!
Today is my sister's birthday. Today is also the day she takes her driving theory test. I sent her a text saying Good luck in your theory test. 30 minutes later, I remembered to send her a text saying Happy Birthday. I'm an amazing older brother arent I?
The place: Michigan Central Station
The time: 3:25pm
It was a cold winter day and I had just missed my connecting train to Ann Arbor. The next one was in an hour. Ah well, might as well get that delicious hot dog I always promise myself I wont get, but end up getting anyway. Those things are delicious if you're ever in Detroit at Central Station be sure to pick one up.
It was while I was eating this small package of unhealthy deliciousness that I noticed this pretty good looking (I'm comfortable enough to acknowledge that he was good looking) black guy, with blue eyes. We made eye contact, and I looked away before he thought I was mocking his choice of eye color. I thought nothing further of it after that.
After a few minutes, I started to get restless. I got up and walked over to the ticketing booth.
Any other trains going ot Ann Arbor?
Next one is at 4:20
None sooner?
No.
Ok.
I looked at my watch. 3:45. Went to the toilet, did a tinkle, walked the length of a platform, came back in, read the paper, looked at my watch. 3:57. Damn!
I went and stood under the big clock in the middle of the station and tried to will it to move faster. I was concentrating hard so I didnt hear any one come up behind me.
Excuse me, deep Afro-American voice
I spun around. It was Mr. Blue Eyes.
Do you have the time?
Erm, I glanced at my watch, then at him, then at the HUGE clock we were standing underneath.
Erm, it's about 4 o'clock.
Oh ok, cool...So, where u from?
Over in Ann Arbor, came from visiting family?, my naive 18 year old self answered, "You?"
Oh, I'm from Philly, just passing through really, just like you. *chuckles* I'm Jason.
I took his outstretched hand. I'm Smf
Oh cool, thats a really unique name, where is it from?
It's Nigerian.
Word...So, uh, you wanna go to the bathroom?
Huh?
You wanna go do something?, He winked and smiled.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
I said no thank you and legged it outta there. My tight, manly arse!!! God forbid! I had just seen American History X and I was happy being able to sit down painlessly, thank you very much. If this post at all came out sounding like a woman typed it, it's because I've never felt so much like a woman than at that very moment. Turning down the advances of a man.
I went and hid somewhere till 4:15 and then ran to the platform, got on my train and cowered in the corner. I am not homophobic. Well not too homophobic. But I am something-up-my-ass-phobic.
Jason, and i'm using his real name, if you're out there, you could have at least bought me dinner first, before you asked to enter an exit only zone, but no hard feelings yea? Seriously NO HARD FEELINGS!!!
Stay sexy, in, and out of bed
Scribbles, the Bachelor
No suh! I do not take it up le buttocks!
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24 comments:
Lol.. Where's that TDVA now..?!
Ehn.. TDVA!! Come out of hiding oh!!
So s.m.f, you're not sure he was swinging that way.. fo' real tho'
He might have been a drug dealer..
Roc
lol..as you now occupied 1st to 4th...you know what, I thought that...but seriously, u know when you're getting hit on...besides, I dont look like a smackhead, thank you very much lol
Hehehehehe! Roc, I'm here you bloody stalker!!!
And since when did going to the toilet mean dealing drugs? The guy wanted to hit it jo!!! Thank God for you o smf, you for see strong thing (pun deliberate) that day. Phew!
Next time, don't miss your train. And don't strut around in train stations either :p
And yes, I'm insinuating that you somehow caused it.
TDVA
As for the train, it couldnt be helped...when the train you're on is pulling in at the same time as the train you want to be on is pulling out, there isn't much can be done.
As far as causing it goes, of course I caused it...have you seen me? Women cannot resist, as well as some men...it's my curse ;)
Lmao @ s.m.f & TDVA.. y'all are funny..
No worries s.m.f, what's good enough for George Michael... ;-)
lmao @ something-up-my-ass-phobic...
But seriously man...you just missed an experience...you just might have liked it you know..
Infact I think you ran cos you knew you would like it..
Infact you probably regret running off...
infact.........
Roc
while i commend Mr Michael on his ability to accomodate large object, I express no desire to possess that ability myself
Afro
in fact...lemme catch u
in fact..don't try and run
in fact...
lol...nurrin goes up the poopchute m'dear
hahahahaha...lol!
scribble..you looked in his blue eyes and fluttered your eye lashes didn't ya?!! heheheheheh
"Hello my name is Jason" and the next sentence is come over to the loo!...talk about being direct. I feel you tho...the back door is a no entry zone!
Why did he assume you were gay? You must have been dressed up all metrosexual!!
Been messing about with HTML.. I'll sort it out now..
@ Aro.. so is it fair to assume you have some experience with *cough cough* backdoor entry?!
wordmerchant
mehn i didnt flutter nothing o...with my sexy eyelashes that all my female friends and even my sister are jealous of...if i had even blinked homeboy would have chased me to my house and i would have a gay stalker....yes i'm comfortable with the fact that i'm attractive to gay people..but they should admire from afar..i'm unattainable lol
p.s. just the usual 18 yr old american get up, baggy jeans, bubble jacket, white tee..nothing unusual
Roc
Fix it mahn. dont want simplidivine beating me again...that girl has a lot of cheek lol
and yes, Afro, have u?? tell us in ur next post yea
Haba you would have just tried it now. Opportunity comes but once! Lol.
LMAO!
for a mad minute i thot "is smf a she? or is this fiction? or is he like, *God forbid u rob me of my fantasies* GAY?! lmao
no suh, definitely not up le buttocks! lol
now i know y u commented on my anal gift post.
p.s.
what u are 18?! for real?
p.p.s
y do u keep three blogs?
p.p.p.s
happy buffday to sis smf!
now, b4 u chase me off, i'm out!lol
African WLD
na so e easy? hmm..are you talking from experience?
Smaragd
lol...calm down...i'm male, real and straight!
i'm 24, this is one of the Stories from my past.
why do i keep 3 blogs? that's a good question. initially each individual blog was themed
-frankly speaking was randomness
-5% road was the principles of wealthmaking
-and this one chronicles my journey through bachelorhood. this one still has its theme and i like to keep it that way. it's sort of like a diary for me.
p.s. thanks for the birthday wishes..i'm sure my sis would appreciiate them
smf...lol! u prolly have pretty eyes too! or maybe he thot u flirted wit him by looking..lol...
or maybe u just look like u have a nice tight ass...lmao!
TDVA, ROC....u guys no fear o, always trying to bump odas from first place..
*sighs in relief*
thanx for the clarification.
J...T
"bedroom eyes" is what i've been told...my ass has had sculptures made in it's honor...maybe a lot of things..but i was not flirting with Mr Blue Eyes o. and dont mind Roc and TDVA...nurrin do dem
Smaragd
my pleasure
Tanks 4 da lurve guise
Lol @ something-up-my-ass-phobic...
Lol @ Afro thinking u regret running!
Maybe u too winked at him wen u made eye contact, abi werrin won cause that kain toasting? I cant even stop laughing!
lmao! something-up-my-ass-phobic...too hilarious!
i feel u on d smetin-up-my-ass-phobia...
that's totally wrong n unnatural...ewwww
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL TDVA "you for see strong thing.."
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