This is how it went.
Good evening mom, how are you?
Good evening. I'm fine. Who is Tee?
*this woman doesnt waste time*Erm, she's a friend.
What does she do?
She's in law school.
Ok. Lawyer, that's good. So where did you meet her.
Through a mutual friend
Is she your girlfriend?
Haha. No she's just a....
The line went dead. I dialled back.
Hello.
Hi I lost connection. Like I was saying, she's just a friend. I realise it might have looked like something different but the situation...hello? Hello?
Line was dead again. Dialled her again
Yes so where were we? Oh yes, I asked if she's your girlfriend
And the line went dead yet again. I take it as a sign. The powers that be don't want me and mama discussing Tee.
So I dialled again.
Mommy, God obviously doesn't want us to talk about Tee, how is work?
Hmm, ok then we'll talk about it when you get here.
I'm on my way there now. On the train. Its mumzies bday 2moro and I'm going to celebrate with her. I sent her some flowers...maybe they'll distract her a bit. Wish me luck!
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What does she do?
She's in law school.
Ok. Lawyer, that's good. So where did you meet her.
Through a mutual friend
Is she your girlfriend?
Haha. No she's just a....
The line went dead. I dialled back.
Hello.
Hi I lost connection. Like I was saying, she's just a friend. I realise it might have looked like something different but the situation...hello? Hello?
Line was dead again. Dialled her again
Yes so where were we? Oh yes, I asked if she's your girlfriend
And the line went dead yet again. I take it as a sign. The powers that be don't want me and mama discussing Tee.
So I dialled again.
Mommy, God obviously doesn't want us to talk about Tee, how is work?
Hmm, ok then we'll talk about it when you get here.
I'm on my way there now. On the train. Its mumzies bday 2moro and I'm going to celebrate with her. I sent her some flowers...maybe they'll distract her a bit. Wish me luck!
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
29 comments:
First???
Dang!!!
Yes I did!!!
ONE MINUTE!!!!!
Just one bloody minute!!!
Now I'm gonna have 2 quit my job and start blogging full time! Cos i aint having dis 2nd shege jare!
TDVA- we r wearing d same shokoto 4rm now on!!!
lol..Confessions, you were busy commenting on my previous post when I posted this...that's just unlucky
Luck? Luck when i am 2nd? Naaaaa! Only when I am 1st will i wish u luck, pray for you and even dash you my Cuban friend sef!
wait, Cuban friend? now things are getting interesting...send me her measurements and we'll talk
Until then, Scribbles, no such thing as luck for you. but i'll send you off to ur mum with a prayer.
Scribbles, May ur mum disturb u about Tee, May she force you to marry quick quick, May she call family meeting on top ur head if you dont do what she says, and finally may the elders from your village send you a proper village girl who will not be able 2 speak a word of english!!!!
See what happens when I aint 1st?
I trust u wont let this happen again!
*Exit Nurse Confessions*
lmao!! Confessions why now? I rebuke that prayer!
I dont respond well to threats, but give me enough motivation and I can make sure you're never behind anyone...ever again
Ehn ehn! now u r talking!
Just think Cuban... Think Latino... Think Hourglass figure...
just a preview Scribbs, just a preview!
I think I'm 3rd or 4th or 5th? Who cares I'm top 20!!! Soon and very soon, the day I'm 1st will come. Hehehe. I remember when my brother got into a similar situation. Maybe ur mum is cutting you off? I know my mum can.lol. Happy bday to ur ma!!!
Luck!!! Plenty luck!!!
You really need to learn to say 'wish me GOOD luck' ;)
Ehn, Confessions! Lai lai! I no gree.
*takes a deep breath*
By the power vested in me, the first commentor, I hereby rebuke and reject all Cofessions' rubbish prayers and redirect them back to the Sender!!!"
*whew, that felt good*
:)
I like sokoto-wearing!
Happy birthday Ma Scribbles, pls be lenient with our darling Scribbles. He really is a player, opps sweetheart, and didn't mean anything but taking Tee to church. He was only putting some Word into a good friend, and that can only be a good thing, abi?
Once again, happy birthday Ma Scribbles.
You can print that and wave it in front of her once she starts frowning ;)
Dont forget what i told you tell her. Tell her to intensify her prayers. lol!
So what colour of flowers did you end up getting her?
Meanwhile i got in like 8:15 today :) Figured I might as well since i'll be leaving around 12/1pm to work from home.
LOL.. Momsie don declare fasting and prayer for your head be that o... Kai...
First of all, Happy Birthday to your Mom..seeing that we (me and her)share the same zodiac sign (Aries), I think i'm in the best position to predict what will happen..
Your Mum will bug you abt getting married, and start making preparations for your wedding withuot your consent..hahahaha
Wont you say amen???
That scares u right? Mr. Anti-Marraige..
Later Luv!!
F.
@Fashinga- AMEN!!!!
(Laughs evil laughter) Hehehehehe!!
No fear.. May the gods of casanovology follow you there and back..
No lele!
Momsy just wants to be sure you're on the straight and narrow..
Hope you got her roses sha?
Who knows sef.. she might just be planning to hook you up with another good girl when you get there.. ;-)
lol. 'Determination' has to be the middle name of ur mom - and if i'm right, u havent heard the last of it.
hopefully the flowers work!
Bibi
I dont know what was happening...but i believe God doesnt want that conversation to happen
Confessions
now were talking...hit up my inbox and we an arrange something
TDVA
Thanks for having my back..Confessions used to..i dont know what happened *sigh*
Tigeress
i got her red carnations
JustDB
she no fit...me an her go enter trouser
Fashinga
She better not...shebi she wants me to call her more often...yes...i will blackmail my mom
Roc
I've warned my momsi not to try and hook me up with anyone..if she does straight x'ing of that chick
bumight
my mom hasnt seen my own determination to remain unmarried
hehehehehe! for once karma was kind to u..
aww happy birthday mama scribbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy B-day to your mom. And good luck.
so confession you were not first, what happened lol
happy birthday to scibbles mummy. may God contiune to add more years to her life. amen and good luck
thanks for all the birthday wishes guise and geyls...i'll be sure to pass em on to Ma.
doubt flowers will distract her....
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