In my mind I am Bruce Lee, Jason Bourne and Jackie Chan

All rolled into one
Bitten by a radioactive spider as a baby
It had snuck onto my spaceship as it hurtled towards earth to escape my destroyed home planet
I grew up on a farm where I discovered my super speed and strength
On my 10th birthday I was thrown in a tank and laced with an adamantium skeleton
It made me angry, you shouldn't make me angry
You won't like me when I'm angry
I grew up to become a brilliant physicist
But in a freak accident was torn apart by electricity
I reassembled myself and it seems now I can do anything

In my mind

I was born in the slums, grew up in the suburbs and now I round out my years in the bahamas
I am a captain of industry
I am a rockstar
I am an entrepreneur
I am a father, a son and a soldier
I am a dancer
I walked on the moon once
Upside down
Went to a party on Mars once
The atmosphere was terrible
Jumped off a bridge, a couple of times
Oh the rush...
Walked on water, I'm getting pretty good at it too
Punched through a solid concrete wall, to keep my pimp hand strong

Sliced a mans arm off, for killing my wife
And shot him in the balls, for raping my daughter
I went to prison. They were afraid of me there
Went to school. They were petrified of me

In my mind

I am totally random, and totally wonderful

Just like you
Just like you

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