and that goes whether you're male or female
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
So I was cooking the family dinner. One of my birthday pressies to my mom...and I noticed she has all these new pot and pan sets since I moved out. I plan on moving out of shared accomodation soon and getting my own place (maybe buying) and I'm gunna need stuff. So I went up to ask her where she got em. WHO SENT ME??
So mom, where did you get all those new sets. I think I'm going to go there when I'm ready to move out on my own.
I got them at Hooty's. We are still going to sit down and talk about all these plans that you're hinting at o.
What plans again? I'm just telling you what I'm thinking of doing. I'm not really cut out for shared accomodation and I'd rather live by myself.
Yes it would be more condusive for when you get married.
*Shuo*
You know that's not even on the cards right now.
Hmm..sit down. *Uh oh*
Erm...the stew is on the fire, lemme go and check it.
Sit down. She looks at my brother. Go and keep an eye on the stew for me.
Lil bro goes What's are you talking about
Gbegborun(busybody), go and do what they sent u!
This Tee sef, so who is she?
She's just a friend, really, nothing is going on there.
So it's LOML then. (Further back story on LOML; we're family friends. Have known each other since we were about 6. My parents and hers share a mutual respect. So obviously my mom's rooting for her. I dont think they realise she's not actually Yoruba.)
She called me to wish me happy birthday. You told her eh?
No, I think she knew.
She said she had help.
Oh, I may have mentioned it. But I thought she knew.
So anyway, is it her?
Well, not really, we just talk from time to time.
Hmm, I think the only problem is the fact that she's not here
Maybe.
Hmm, we're praying for you sha. Praying that you find that bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh.
Ok, but I hope your prayers dont have a time limit.(I love that I can be frank with my mom)
No o! Everything in God's time.
Ok then.
But you need to start getting ready.
I'm not even ready to start getting ready mom.
Hmm ok o. We'll see.
Then my lil sis thankfully interrupted us. I escaped. But apparently we're not done with that discussion.
A quick aside...I bought a book the other day ( I couldnt help myself) called "How to get a shag in 59 languages". I can now happily travel the world. NOTHING, No woman is going to stand in the way of that
May all who prayed negative prayers for me end up in arranged marriages to an Alhaji..the same one.. Amen
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On my way to church. Stopped by to shout FIRST!!!
Knew something had to come up today!
Dang!
2ND!!!!!
I reject it in the name of Jehovah Jireh!!!!
SMF may u marry Alhaja wey dey cover in head!
May u born 2 dozen pikin!
Errrm...that book you bought, u dint happen to buy 2 copies by any chance?
not bad, m third!!!!!
LOL@the title!!!
Hmmm i guess that's jus interrogation part 1 wiv mumsy...goodluck o...
Scribbles, u know im on ur side, yea? So that 'prayer' doesn't apply to me, abi??
Not that im saying "i told u so", but mothers sure r unpredictable..theres always somn unexpected under their sleeve!
like to know how old u are sef..this one tht ur momsie is chasing u all over the place to marry. oya iwo naa lo marry(u too go and marry).its ibo guys tht get married late.common go look for a wife!
i now figure the reason why u dont waNA GET MARRIED.....U LIKE VARIETY TOO MUCH.u have finished sowng ur wild oats...go and marry!
okay so am 6th. lol confession of a london gal how come you are not first anymore..
lol thank God i did not pray negative prayers for you, so am not in that category
so you mum still brought up the topic . lol@I'm not even ready to start getting ready ..
When ll you be ready to start getting ready, so that we can get ready for the preparation you ll be ready for(okay does that make sense)..
I dont remember if i prayed for the marriage BUT I reject, I refire, I repolarize in Jesus' name!
to the post at hand,
sings...
"hate to say i told u so
but i told u..."
hehe
I just knew she was laying in wait, arent mums priceless?
u cook? nice!
congratulations on ur book, Ajala travels! lol
come and practise the german ones u learn on me...
start with this:
"kuess mich"
and
"veux-tu coucher avec moi ce soir"
translate and submit
p.s.
so the only reason u are not with LOML is cuz she's in another country?!!!? enlighten me pls!
Since I didn't pray negative for you I'm safe right? See, I told you not to count ur chick before they're hashed rite? Okay maybe I didn't but you get my drift. lol. Ur mum didn't even pressure you at all. You should see what my brothers are going thru.
That's were the advantage of being the last of 16 kids come in. Befor they finish arranging for the 15 before me, well 5 of them are married now but I still have 10 to go. Hehehehe.
LOL @ the title!!
c-r-a-y-z-e-e-e-e-e
Our mothers huh? *shaking head* they never give up.
But you gotta love 'em.
I need to go thru ur blog & read about this LOML (Love Of My Life?)..
I almost 4got about the 59 lanuguages and travelling the world: you're a right punk you are! LMAO!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...your mama is funny! say na "bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh"... I will go around saying that to all my friends who are not married yet, Love it!
Lol... That's what you call an ambush..
Fear not bro.. I go soon join MFM ontop your matter! It is well! lol..
Lol @ TDVA changing avatars..
LOL@ title...i no dey dia. oluwaseun!!
Mumsie didn't even halla too much. that sounded like a rather normal, chilled conversation na. Why you dey fear marriage sef...ehn? lol
lol@ book--*smh*
woww....HOW TO GET A SHAG IN 59 LANGUAGES.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
MAY I? WHEN UR DONE READING!
P.S: its great u can be honest with your mum....I DONT THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT..she seems understanding enough.....you know....according to fairy tales... the "LOML(s)"...always seem to win our hearts in the end...... AND MOST TIMES....WHEN WE FINALLY REALISE ITS TOO LATE..cos they gave up waiting for us and decided to settle..SOMETIMES WITH AN ALHAJI! *sigh*
p.s:xoxo
btw..ROCNAIJA...am i blocked from ur page or summin..IT HAS ONLY EVER ALLOWED ME COMMENT once.....DONT REALLY KNU Y...but greetings from lady koko..all the same
p.s;XOXO
as in really how old are you? guys have all the time in the world.. well not really but atleast till they're like in their 30s.. as for girls, you can understand the rush small.. but i'm sure you're still young.
TDVA
you wont go and thank God for you life, it's my blog ure stalking lol
Confessions
so you know u prayed negative prayers for me eh? you know u wished me evil. and I thought u had my back.*shakes head in disappointment*
Shona
Yea I know, only gunna get worse init
Buttercup
we're cool.
miz-cynic
i still have 50+ countries to visit..why are u and afro so eager to see me tied down eh?...i'm only 24..i still have my entire life ahead of me
BSNC
that made absolutely no sense. lol
Smaragd
Kuess mich?
hmm..looking at ur lips...
Ja, sehr gerne!
yes I cook, my nickname used to be "naked chef" cause I love to cook almost as much as I love sex
the explanation is simple...i dont do long distance relationships. neither does she
Bibi
16 kids? whaaaa? mehn ur parents tried oh! I like ur dad already...seems he shares my...erm..passion
Mocha
if she wants me to come visit more often, she'll seriously consider giving up hehe...and about the book...it's necessary :P
Abeni
I'm glad this is amusing to u. lol
Roc
Thanks for the support!
Repressed One
ehn. it's because it's not u that they are bothering. ko'n se ejo e(it's not ur fault) lol
Lady K
1.about the book, email me ur address, or better still, ur number and we can sort something out.
2.i dont really believe in fairy tales.
DeeDee Brighton
first off, thanks for stopping by my blog.ill be at urs in a minute.
2ndly, help me o! i'm only 24, yet afro, miz-cynic and my mother are conspiring to marry me off. lol
phew. tans guise
also, Smaragd.
Lust auf 'nen Quicky?
SMF, u know i gat ur back, but I cant be having u give a selective few, heads up, and not extend d generosity to me, and then u go kan dey call me ur sister.
Which kain one blood be dat one?
*sigh*
Confessions, we've been over this. You want a head's up, hit me up, make it worth my while.
Lady Koko, but why? what has LOML done to you, abi what kind of epe is that? i rebuke it in Jesus name!
lol Anonymous is right...i missed that...what kind of epe is that Lady K
lol i had no idea what i was saying..
really 24, you still have enough time now and you are a guy too, but they say mother knows best..
hey, go to my blog...i have summoned ur attention! abeg! tenks!
LMAO...TEHEHEHEHE...we all get that talk at some pt...GET USED TO IT!!!
lmao, ur ass totally walked into that one. hehehe.
U know what, i am angry. how come my mother has not given me the talk yet? nonsense.
u can try da french and yoruba ones on me jooo
"wink"
LOLLLLLLLLL...AM GUESSING ANONY IS LOLM???? oh no no darling...SOME ALHAJIs ARE HOOOOOOT YOU KNOW! LOOOOOL...OH BUT ON THE REAL MA SISTA THAT WAS NOT A CURSE OOO.....i take it back!
p.s: opps
p.p.s: xoxoxoxoxo(see extra kisses for you LOLM)
How did I miss this post....
Hmmmm need to read the story of LLm abi wettin u call am?
So now u want to go on a world wide shagging spree...
SMF! nutty nutty u! lmao!
top marks!
Lust darauf? ja, toll! wann und wo? *wink*
So, if LOML were to be ryt where u are, that's it? signed and sealed?
Ja? Lass es uns auf dem Rucksitz meines Autos treiben! Und Sie können sogar fick mich bis zum Morgengrauen!
haha...this is so much fun...imagine if I said this to a girl...
"Steck dir doch 'ne Gurke 'rein, du hassliche Drecksshlampe!"
regards LOML...i said maybe...it's more than likely tho
hahahaha, this is a good prayer point. that should teach your prayer warriors to step back
thanks missy, you're forgiven
LOL. The cincher of the post was classic..and THAT my friend, is why you're "NOT ready to start getting ready."
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