Scribble Rules- Rule #1

There's two things that make absolutely certain that I, in my current mindset, won't hit on a woman I'm attracted to. They are as follows:

I. She's wearing a ring. I steal girlfriends, not fiancees and wives. Although the fiancee isn't really that much of an issue, but its hard to tell if she's its a wedding band or just an engagement ring with just a passing glance. So I just leave them alone if there's a ring on that finger.

One time though, I did break the rule. The ass was just too fat for one man to chop alone. Turned out she wasn't married or even engaged. The ring was fake! She had a boyfie and wore the ring simply as. deterrent to potential suitors. Now that's just deceitful. She gave me her number though ;)

Still, even though that endeavour proved fruitful, as a general rule, I stay away from ringed up women. Chances are they don't want to be approached.

II. She's reading a bible. I know it might sound wrong, but something tells me that a woman who is reading the bible on the train or other public place won't be too open to my sexual advances, and even if she was, it would come with a relationship or even marriage precondition. I don't play that. Not right now.

Maybe one day I will, but right now I don't want, or even deserve a Proverbs 31 woman. They're no good for temporary fun.

Certain other things make it improbable but not totally impossible (based on how hot she is) that I will hit on her.

• -shes pushing a baby stroller/carrying a baby


• -shes walking with a man


• -shes with her parents


• -we're at church


• -she has her headphones in and is listening to music


• -shes talking on the phone


• -I'm talking on the phone


• -she once dated a friend of mine


• -shes currently dating an acquaintance

This has been the first installment of Scribble Rules. Stay tuned for more.

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