Friday: leave work at 5:02pm. Damn, two minutes later than planned.
Head to the Laundromat, need to pick something up, walk in. Cute girl standing to the side, seems she's waiting her turn. I go to get in line behind her. She waves me forward.
No, I'm not in line. Go ahead
Oh okay.
I walk up to the counter.
Picking up a corset..brought it in yesterday
I look back at her, she's smiling, a slightly puzzled smile
Yea I like to dress up on the weekends, I say with a sly smile
She laughs
So what are you picking up?
Not a corset
Ha! You got jokes. Actually I'm picking it up for a friend
Mhmm. Girlfriend?
Haha no. Just a friend
Are you Nigerian?
That obvious eh?
No actually, I saw your badge
Oh, are you Nigerian then?
Nah, I'm Ghanian.
Cool. I love Ghanian women. I gotta run, but you should give me your number
Ok. 07blah. My name's Rita, what's yours?
Smf. Nice meeting you. I'll call you
As I walk out I send her a text:
You're cute!
From
Cute guy in the laundromat.
Saturday: Sleep till noon. Call Rita. We talk, she's into me. Cool. I'm seeing her tuesday.
8pm. Headed to a bar in Soho. Green Park tube station. I see this girl, she looks familiar
Excuse me
Oh hi! she smiles, how are you?
Oh I'm great. This is embarassing, but where do I know you from?
Uni, and it's ok
Oh right! We were never formally introduced. I'm Smf.
I'm Tonia.
Nice to meet you, where's ur accent from?
Ghana
Get outta here! That's not a ghanian accent
She laughs, Yes it is
That's good then, cause I love Ghanian women
So what are you up to these days?
I teach, her big brown eyes smile at me as she bats thick eyelashes
Listen, I'm off at the next stop, but you should give me your number, we should hook up, I choose my words carefully
Yea of course. I'd love to
She hugs me, lingers a little long. I almost miss my stop. I'll call her tonight
Sunday:1:30pm. Church was good today. Headed home. I'm starving, should have had breakfast. Stop at BK Canary wharf. I go to sit down. There's two girls in the corner. One is smiling at me.
Hi, She says
Hi, I smile back
Do I know you? Have we met?
OMG did this girl just use a line on me? She's cute, I'll let her off, her friend's cuter though.
Err, I'm not sure, did you go to Blah Uni?
No. I guess you just look like someone I know then.
Yea. I guess I have one of those faces. I'm Smf
I'm Fi, she takes my hand, and this is my sister Lulu
Ah sisters! That's a lovely name, where is it from? directed at Lulu
Fi chirps in, It's Zimbabwean
Really? I love Zim women
That's good! Where are you from?
Nigerian
kewl, do you want to sit with us?
We sat, we ate, we talked, we laughed.
I'm going to visit them at their little spinster pad near the Wharf next weekend. Fi insisted on it when I told her I'd never had a Zimbabwean woman cook for me. Wish me luck!
I just started talking to this one girl a couple of weeks back. Thought it was getting serious. This sort of thing always happens when I start to get serious with a girl
22 comments:
I am sooo first!yay! brb
Discipline...brova...discipline...
It's a buffet out there...but you've got to choose carefully otherwise...*I have to say this in pidgin to make it sweet*...You go run belle o!
Plus even if you're happily married, it doesn't get any better...there will always be cute chics around!
Send some money back to naija so they cn prepare some concortion that will keep ur thing in ur pants!!!!!
No Limit
You're right, it's a buffet. and i'm not sure i'm ready for the main course yet. too many choices, too many options. wetin mad go do? I dont want to make a committment that I cant live up to
Afro
God forbid bad thing! any concoction/weapon fashioned against my "things" free will is going back to sender. it will not prosper. You are badmind today o, first Roc, now me. wetin we do you
p.s. UPDATE US NOW!
tans guise
take ur time..enjoy it..when its time for u to stop u will..in the mean..provided u dont make promises u cant keep to ur numerous african women..ENJOY
Ahn ahn! Only you? at this rate all London babes go recognise you for road o!
"Have we met?" What is this world turning to? Lol
CONFESSIONS OF A LONDON GIRL.....i second you oooo ma sista!!!!!!!!!! ITS EVERY GIRL IN LONDON THAT SEEMS TO RECOGNISE HIM NOW OOO!!!!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! gees....I SOO GET YOU THO!!!!! IT DOES SEEM TO BE WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE UNAVAILBLE OR ARE ALREADY.....THAT...temptation stalks you from every hidden corner....THAT COINCIDENCE ALWAYS BAFFLES ME! lol........
P.S: so you like to dree up on the weekends huh? ME TOO!!!! maybe.......*cunning smile*
p.p..s:xoxo
simplidivine
that's some mighty good advice right there. i try to be straight up with women.
Confessions
i know right? but if its coming from a fine girl, what am I to do, but to smile and introduce myself
Lady K
-maybe you too can "recognise" me, a drinkie on the weekend, whaddya think? it can be arranged.."sribble in my inbox"
Yup, it's truly Sod's law. :)
When you decide to "want to settle down", that's when all the worms come up for air...
But then again isn't 2 weeks a tad soon to get "serious"?
Enjoy your corset! :D
I didn't know it was so easy to pick up women.
You must be one fabulous hunk!
Dude, you are grooving. seriously. lol. nice lines though. i can see why the babes fall for them. i can see why relationships don't beckon. you have too many samples so whats the use of having a whole dish. i feel you. have fun with it.
all in one day, week or month?
Ms Sula
Sod's law indeed. You might have a point with that two weeks thing. Might be time to hit the brakes a little. The corset really wasnt for my enjoyment lol.
Sexkitten
It's usually not this easy. And although I consider myself a reasonably good looking fellow, I wont be challenging Tyson Beckford anytime soon, not without extensive plastic surgery. But I know my strengths, and I play to them.
Bibi
Thanks for understanding. I'm not a bad person because I dont want to settle.
J...T
This was this past weekend.
karma always brings out her whip ( yes karma is a woman because no man can be so creative in dishing out these punishments :))
You are playing with fire mr scribble....don't let her man catch u oo lol!
HA, see wahala oh...I am only telling you cos I like you...infact dont worry. I'll do it for you...
Dude! what is UP with u?!
this ain't good
why not just date one girl from every country in Africa while u are trying to learn the map?! or isnt that what u are doing...Naija, Ghana, Zim... next stop?
u'll soon get tired of this "sowing-of-wild-oats", dont worry, it's only a matter of time.
and NoLimit has said it all. what would happen when u get married? cuz like it or not, no matter how hot ur wife is, there'll always be someone hotter!
only u 9ja, ghana, zim.. take it easy o. i understand where you are coming frm sha bcos when u settle down eventually u ll focus on that one special lady( u ve been there done that) abi no be so..
lol! so if u meet an afghan woman, u'd use that same line, huh??
Afro
nobody sent u o!
Smaragd
lol...i'm trying to diversify, u know...in these trying economic times, u never know what's gunna pay off. and if i decide to to make that committment, then intend to do it faithfully and fulfil my vows. Which is why I wont enter into it lightly
BSNC
you're right, when it's time to settle down, i will
Buttercup
its not a line, i love ALL women
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