To the assholes clogging up my gym...

Run!
You've got that look of January determination in your eye
The one that says u will complete this mile
Run!
You can feel the pressure mounting and though
You're starting to lose faith, you force yourself to believe
Run!
From the piercing, judging eyes of your commitment, of your promise
You want to quit, pack it all in, go back to the couch,
Beer, Cheetos
But the year is still young, the resolve still fresh
So u
Run!
Hoping everyone else is as deceived as you have fooled yourself
Run!
Till your joints start to ache, your breath begins to catch
Run!
Till the sweat pours down your face, blurring your vision
Run!
Till there's nothing left, you've appeased the judging eyes and
Stop!
Shower, go home
We'll see u again next January

I'm looking deep into ur eyes for as long as I can restrain myself. grab u gently but firmly by the shoulders and push u into the wall, pick u up and kiss u, kiss so deep u can feel my tongue on ur lips, the other ones.

I think about carrying u to the bedroom, but the excitement in ur eyes reminds me of the urgency in my soul and in one swoop and a loud crash a moment later, the table is clear. I lay u down gently, softly caressing ur collarbone with my lips, drawing a moan out from deep within ur shuddering belly, as my fingers play a symphony along ur midsection.

Tracing a path gradually lower, below ur waistline till I can feel u..ur wet... that will have to wait, I have a few hundred nerve centers to please first.

I pick u up and flip u over, it starts in the small of ur back...little swirls of unbearable pleasure gradually spreading up ur back as ur entire being begins to ache... I ignore ur backside rising to reveal ur beautiful wet throbbing lips.

Slowly my lips find their way lower, grazing ur buttocks, one small bite (something else to remember me 2moro). I'm at ur thighs now, sucking on the insides, lapping up the juice now flowing freely down ur legs, slowly making my way back up to ur lips...one quick lick to the clit and I pause...(Tbc)

I'm sitting across the room from u on the couch. I'm a little nervous because I finally have the rendezvous I've anticipated for so long. I can tell by the way u keep smiling and looking away that ur nervous too. Finally we lock eyes, ur half smile at the same time confident and unsure; at the same time innocent and alluring. I get up and move swiftly over to u. So quick even that I catch myself by surprise. I can hear my heart thumping now as much as I can feel the pounding of your chest next to mine. The passion in your eyes now mirrors the desire in mine as I pull in, slowly, carefully caressing your lips with mine. Lightly bruising bottom lip against upper, upper against lower lip; teasing. Slowly building momentum, until, inevitably, desire consumes us. Now we're tangled in a fiery lip-lock, lost to any exterior reality...(Tbc)

1. We don't take walks
2. Don't leave ur juice lying around (sugar ants)
3. Don't go with ur parents (dad). He will try to monopolise ur time
4. Get the numbers of all ur friends BEFORE u get on the plane
5. Make sure ur license is valid, make sure there's a car available for you
6. If number 5 is a no, make sure u have a friend who is willing to be ur personal chauffer/tour guide while you're in town. Said friend may be willing to accept payment in cash or in the gift of friendship. Also, try and agree this very much in advance.
7. Whether u do 5 or 6 make sure the car has WORKING A/C
8. Mosquito repellent is also woman repellent. Use anyway
9. GET YOUR SHOTS!!!
10. Lagos morafockas wake up early!
11. Lagos morafockas don't sleep
12. Not much else compares to an ice cold Malta Guinness consumed under the Lagos sun
13. White t-shirts SOUND like a good idea
14. U will not want to leave, at least not between day 3 and day 14 of ur stay.