Things I wish someone had told(reminded) me before I went to lagos

1. We don't take walks
2. Don't leave ur juice lying around (sugar ants)
3. Don't go with ur parents (dad). He will try to monopolise ur time
4. Get the numbers of all ur friends BEFORE u get on the plane
5. Make sure ur license is valid, make sure there's a car available for you
6. If number 5 is a no, make sure u have a friend who is willing to be ur personal chauffer/tour guide while you're in town. Said friend may be willing to accept payment in cash or in the gift of friendship. Also, try and agree this very much in advance.
7. Whether u do 5 or 6 make sure the car has WORKING A/C
8. Mosquito repellent is also woman repellent. Use anyway
9. GET YOUR SHOTS!!!
10. Lagos morafockas wake up early!
11. Lagos morafockas don't sleep
12. Not much else compares to an ice cold Malta Guinness consumed under the Lagos sun
13. White t-shirts SOUND like a good idea
14. U will not want to leave, at least not between day 3 and day 14 of ur stay.

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