Doth not thy mouse remind thee of a swollen clitoris amidst the labia of a n aroused woman?

*That takes the cake as the most random Blackberry message i've ever received; I wont explain it because I still dont understand it myself

*I came home yesterday and there was 5 hot, naked women, in my bedroom. I luuurrrve my cousin mahn!

This is me: "Erm, cous, excuse us please, we need to....talk".

Needless to say I wasn't allowed in the room. My own bedroom, which I pay rent for, I was kicked out of... travesty....strike one...

*I had quite an embarrasing fall this morning...

Thankfully it was in my bedroom, and usually it would have gone unwitnessed. But the cousin, was there to see it...and laughed at me for 10 minutes. Damn her! It was her fault too. I had sprayed my cologne into the air and was about to walk through it when I realised she had moved my shag rug (hehe...yep, it lives up to its name) into the middle of the room. I didnt wanna step on it in my shoes but I still wanted to catch the mist, so i did this awkward twisty matrix move and ended up in a heap....yes...all her fault...strike two...

she's walking on thin ice now...grrrr

*I have so many ideas for my next blog but can't decide which one to go with, so the buck's with you now. I've decided to put the content of my next post up to a vote... what do the readers want to see next?

• the conlusion to the R2W story ....
• the answers to my two truths and a lie... OR
• the then scary but and now hilarious story of the time I was hit on by a gay guy

Comment to vote. Each reader/commenter is allowed a maximum of 3 votes each. The number of votes per topic determines the order in which I post them: Most votes first, the runner up second...u get the drill. Have fun!

Voting now open!

Stay sexy, in, and out of bed

Scribbles the Bachelor

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