Strip clubs...my take

I don't get it. Never did.
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I've been to a strip club once. A few years ago, when I was dating this girl, Paulette who happened to be a dancer (hey, just cause she dances go-go, it don't maker her a...). She asked me to come watch her dance one night, and although I was predisposed against it, I went because:

  1. I was promised free entry and a private "dance".
  2. My friend caught wind of it and made absolutely sure I went and took him along and
  3. I had nothing better to do that night.

I have to admit I had fun that night, got Paulette a couple of drinks (that was my total expenditure on the night) and got "dragged" into a booth for...erm...well, lemme stop there.

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This is my beef with this whole establishment. Strip clubs are basically torture facilities. Dens pf iniquity, but even moreso of frustration. If I had been tasked with designing a room in hell, I would visit Stringfellows for inspiration. These places are generally filled with old, balding men who cannot get any play, but in their twisted logic have decided that the next best thing is to pay some woman to give them blue balls.

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It's perfectly ok if, say, a guy visits with his girlfried or significant other, they both get turned on and then go home and turn each other out. That's perfect. Or if a guy goes to get turned on knowing he has his woman waiting for a good lashing at home, it's still fine; although one could ask why she doesn't turn him on in herself.

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The thing is, a good number of the guys you see at strip clubs don't have someone with or waiting for them. All they have to look forward to is a good wank. So you have these guys, throwing money at (sometimes saggy old) women for the privilege of going home to the five fingered shuffle.

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I daresay they could get that for free. Just my opinion.

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28 comments:

bumight said...

YUP! THE GIRL IS FIRST!

bumight said...

You're making me think of losing my strip club virginity!

Jayla. said...

been to stringfellows a couple of times, it is kind of an interesting place to go for a drink. Went to go get tips on pole & lap dancing but just few of the girls knew how to work d pole.

Oh and they were very few hot girls too, majority were nearky 40 year old eastern european ladies.

BSNC said...

guess i am third

BSNC said...

lol i guess they derive pleasure from just watching.. people are different..

you have been to a strip club just once( like i have been there before)..

Tigeress said...

why didnt u tell me u were gonna post. Dude i was just chatting with u.

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Avartsy said...

lol, there has to be some sort of reason they keep frequenting the clubs even after the knowledge that they'll get none or maybe for some, the 5 fingered shuffle is more enticing...u're a dude, u shd know!

naija shawty said...

i think those old men go to the club to console their loneliness. at least they get to see othee men with similar cases.

Quaggar said...

LMAO @ the five-fingered-shuffle. I agree with you on most points cos really all you get is blue-balls.

Having said that... "Lets go dia!"

Qube The Wordsmith said...

i agree on dem bin pure torture
can't touch n shit....rubbish.KMT!

RocNaija said...

"Strip clubs are basically torture facilities"...

My thoughts exactly!!

Cappuccine Baby said...

Loool, really need to go and visit one one of these days :D

Dee Brighton said...

lol!
i went to my very first one last weekend. i thought it was kinda cool in a weird way.. i guess as a girl i wouldn't understand the torture aspect..but the one i went to was pretty upscale & it looked like anyone of those dudes had enough money to take any one of those girls home.

cerberus said...

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Bibi said...

Different strokes for different people I guess. I absolutely agree with you but I once went out with this guy who would rather watch you strip than get any. No use pointing out that the "relationship" didn't last. lol

Dante said...

Really...haven't been to one...except maybe the one i followed tony soprano to each time i saw any episode of the sopranos ( dude owned one) lol...
I am not sure i want to go to one...not at this moment that i am having this crazy attack of conscience...
More so i don't need the temptation...
Scribz..nothing do u...

Original Mgbeke said...

You make sense o jare. I don't get the hype..sit there and watch babes make it clap.
It's fun when you go with a bunch of folk as a night out. Or with your girls/guy and like you said...your Sig. other.
Ever been to Magic city in the ATL? Those babes get talent shaaaaaa.

miss.fab said...

I think I want to go to one, just to see what it's like. Maybe I'll round up my guy friends and watch their reactions... hehe

TDVA said...

damn, that reminds me, i need to do that someday.s trip club i mean.

anyways, poor blueballed guys. i'd probly go with someone i fully intend to turn out ;)

Naked soul said...

i agree its torture for men.....but im a woman. what do i know? lol... if i ever go, im going with my man.....

Smaragd said...

Strip Clubs....

Smaragd said...

i've always been fascinated by them, although i've never been to one...

Smaragd said...

I will still visit a couple though, need tips for all the goodies i have planned for my husband u know *wink*

Smaragd said...

except there are strip dancing and pole dancing classes, THEN i might not visit one of them strip clubs

Smaragd said...

I agree with u on people not in relationships merely punishing themselves by visiting these clubs. but hey, whatever rocks their boat mehn.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

smagard!!! u can like to spam eh?

Qube The Wordsmith said...

why na? why? eh smagard?

Sexkitten said...

I've been to few upscale strip clubs with one of my best friend (a guy). I've even had a lap dance of two. I've had great experiences, sitting back, watching the show, and people watching.

I think that your experience will vary depending on the club and the atmosphere.

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