So, I've had a few requests for Scribbles Massages. These come in two varieties. There's the E-massage, and the more popular Scribbles Orgasmic Massage Experience (S.O.M.E™). Both are completely free for a limited time, but the S.O.M.E ™operates under a few house rules.
- My bed is my place of work...it's where these magic fingers come to life...and it's the only place I give massages.
- NO clothes are to be worn during the S.O.M.E.™ as they will create a hindrance and will keep you from experiencing the S.O.M.E™ in its complete glory.
- Appointments should ideally be made 7 days in advance. We do, however, take walk ins if the tension has become unbearable, or the subject is dressed in suitable attire.
- The S.O.M.E.™ will involve the use of fingers, palms, lips, knuckles and tongue, but NOT cock. Unless expressly requested. (You can 'create your own' S.O.M.E™ by adding or removing any of these components as you see fit)
- Relax. Nothing happens in the S.O.M.E.™ without your express consent.
- What happens in the S.O.M.E.™...you're free to go out and tell your girlfriends.
- S.O.M.E.™ is only open to females over the age of 18.
p.s. did you guys know that Sexkitten's blog goes all the way back to April 2004...and she pretty much updates daily? I will NEVER be bored again!!
30 comments:
1st
nice:) Let me go and read.
Dude u're always posting mehn! cant keep up.
lol!! Becos i like you- i shall forward this ad to all the females i know in the UK. :)
Are these services free of charge?
lol...free for a limited time
as in! where is CLG! lol
I havent even read o. SMF na w a for u, didnt i just ask if u were there on ur cbox? mchew...lol
lmao!
now this is better!
since I'm the 1st to subscribe I get the very first appointment! yippee
Tigress, since these massages must also be fun for SMF himself, i'm pwetty sure they are free.
running off to Sexkitten's blog...seriously?!!! April 04?
Just claiming me spot...3RD!
Alakoba! Kobalaisa!!!
Thats all i would say!
Smaragd...Can you stop looking for CLG jo!
Lol.. Nice twist..
The ladies lurve a lil somethin' somethin'
I'm just going to walk in butt naked one of these days to claim my massage...you'll see.
S.O.M.E huh? So, during this SOME, are you gonna give me some? Lips and tongues (yummy) Btw, does this go both ways? Can the client give the masseuse SOME too?
I want! I want! Lawd knows I need it... all this sex I'm not having is making me tense.
I WANT SOME
I WANT SOME
I WANT SOME
hmmmm interesting.. and its all free. i think i know someone who wants some
BSNC, like you don't want some too. yeah right.lol
NO THANKS...i got SOME already...THE ONE I GOT SEEMS TO BE more user friendly.....I AM SATISFIED AND SEE NO NEED FOR A REPLACEMENT...........except of course...you are willing to offer SOME MORE INCENTIVES!!!!! AND....if of course...CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS guaranteed!I ALSO HOPE YOU DO refunds...JUST IN CASE!
P.S: thanks for offering though! XOXO
Smaragd
so you get the first one. let me know the time...you know the place
Confessions
wat i do? i did nothing
Roc
Just trying to give em wat they need
Sexkitten
that would be the correct attire
Bibi
I offer a bespoke service, so what the client wants is what the client gets
Miss Lowlah
You want? You get. Say when. There's a special Celibacy Offer on too. You get 2 for the price of none
Temite
You know where to come for S.O.M.E ™
BSNC
and who might that be?
Lady K
1. You might be getting something but you're definitely not getting S.O.M.E™
2. its free...but i might pay for your cigarette afterwards
3. Satisfaction is ABSOLUTELY guaranteed.
when does this limited period end?
And how do we get in contact wit ya? and u r totally being unfair to chic in yankee or naija!
NOT FAIR!
PS..i want SOME!
CLG, do u know how hard it is not to notice u first on the blogs where i look for u? mchew! go read previous posts, u are like part of the posts sef...lol, so dwan blame me.
SMF, see u in a teensy, weensy bit...
J...T
those who really want S.O.M.E™ find a way hehe
Smaragd
i'm ready and waiting
*buttercup leaves the building*
1.I DONT SMOKE.
2.YOU REALLY DO THINK YOU HAVE ME ALL FIGURED OUT...
3. YOU DONT! *sticks tongue out*
4.of skirts and roses....is not a current blog..ALTER EGO IS!
P.S:XOXO
Buttercup
*for Chari's benefit* it's only for single women o!..but maybe we can negotiate hehe
Lady K
1.When I'm done, you'll NEED a cigar
2.Maybe not ALL figured out...but to a certain degree
3.hmm...ok..,so maybe ur not all talk...PROVE IT
that's exactly why i left the building..lol..
negotiate, huh? i dont want no blood shed on blogville o..hehe
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