"Who's is it?" I asked.
I knew it wasn't mine. I strapped up every time and that meant I was 99.8% confident that I wasn't the father. She was 100% confident I wasn't.
"Some guy from back home. He just moved here. I went over his house the other day and fell asleep. I woke up and he was already going at it."
"Oh, what the fuck? Did he rape you?" In hindsight, this was a pretty insensitive question
"No I didn't push him off or nothing. I was half asleep the whole time"
"Hmm, ok, if you say so. I thought you said you couldn't get pregnant"
"That's what I thought, that's what I was told"
My people, see me see wahala. Na Baba God I just dey thank. Scribbles would have been looking fatherhood straight in the eye now. Chick said she'd had some complications earlier in life due to getting raped and had been told she couldn't have kids, and as such (since she'd just got tested) it was cool to engage in sex without protection.
Thank God for Scribbles Scruple 2.1 "No sex without condom". I'm not ready to be a father.
"Did you tell him?"
"No, I texted him but he's not awake yet"
"Ok, so what do you want to do?"
"I can't have a kid, I'm a mess, that kid would end up hating me, besides, it would get in the way of me and you"
"Woah, don't base your decision on me...do what you need to do, but at the end of the day, I have nothing to do with this baby, so it's your decision, think about it and make sure you're doing the right thing"
"Ok, but I'm not keeping it"
"Ok"
"Are you mad at me?"
"No, just a little caught off guard"
This is the same chick that wanted to film us . I just have God to thank. Much much lower thanks goes to Durex. This chick has also said stuff like "we should get married" ,"i wanna have your babies" etcetera etcetera.I never even asked chick to be my girlfriend. Ask me why I still mess with her? The sex is amazing!
In other news, I've updated Entertaining Insanity with another audio post. Once again, ENJOY!
Also embedding this "Halo" cover by Ahmir...tell me it's not better than the original
"I need to tell you something" she said "I'm pregnant"
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1st?
Oh wow.. I must have done somn right..
Whoa.. I thank God on ur behalf o..
I'm still tryna understand the bit of her not being fully conscious and not admitting to it being rape..poor her..
I'm so angry right now, that's rape!!
You dodged a bullet there my friend. How do you feel now?
Dang those boys can saaaaang!!!
by the way 2nd!!!!!!!
wow..... lucky u! poor girl tho, i hope she makes d right decision
from u title i tot u were going to be a father!! as i was clicking i was like what happened to the no pencil in your sharperner post u did a while ago!!!
As u said thank God for Durex.
Please who told this girl that just cuz she was raped means she can't have children??? that is quakkary (is that a word?) if ask me! If you can have sex u sure as hell can get pregnant!!
gosh these guys r good
Lucky u scribbles....dat cld hv bin u
4 a sec wen i saw d title of ur post i thot it ws u......lol
beta give ur durex a big kiss..........lol i kno dat sounds silly...dnt mind me jo
ps: I think she ws raped nd shez nt admittin 2 it.....rape dsnt hv 2 b forceful as long as its against her will
As a law student i learnt 4rm a case that even wen u guys r at it nd d lady suddenly says 'cut'...if u(d guy) keep at it den 4rm dat moment it becomes rape cz its against her will and as u kno against her will is against the law....lol
Oh Lawdy! aren't you lucky...when you are semi-conscious and someone is on you, doesn't that constitute rape??
i really enjoyed Ahmir..will definitely look them up..preg babe seems to have a lot of issues..u need to weigh ur options o.. u might want to quit/run while u r still ahead..nuff said
Oh wow, poor baby!! What must have happened to her to make her think the situation she found herself was 'okay'...?? dang!!
chei@ her thinking she has a future with you and you not dispelling the notion cos the sex is amazing...
I'm sad for her.
Them boys ain't bad AT ALL...
Ok them boys are pretty darn good...listened to some of their other covers...good stuff.
aww scribbs! just when i was thinking about applying to be godmother! dang!!
sex with a girl who's asleep is rape...but judging from the half-truths pregnant lady has told u, im not so sure u can totally believe her.
plus havent u heard that awoof dey run belle? lol
bullet dodged! we sure can say that again!
ps...ahmir? nice...
Socio, laff wan kill me. Lower thanks to durex... You got me in stitches bro
Na u suppose b d loudest for church on sunday.
Who says principles don't pay.
You dodged a heavy one there hermano.
Muy recinto socio. Dios mio. Maldito sea
Na God save u for real o! LMAO, u'd have been writing poetry about how u fell in love with ur son...LMAO
Those boys are FYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! They gave me chills!
Hope she makes the right decision
those guyz did a good job..
This version of "Halo" is the shit! They're Nigerian?
Those guys are really good!
I dnt get how he was going at it, and she ddn't know...she be log of wood? Thank God u dodged dat bullet!!!
First time here...nice blog!
somebori shout alleluyah!!
Dude u is so lucky...
E ki Alleluyah meje! "Allelu! Allelu!...(continue am urself)
That was some very narrow ish u dodged there bruv!
P.S Silly girl either got raped (which is sad cos she's in denial) or she was consentious and doesnt wanna admit it- either way, narrow escape for ya!
hmmmm
first of all those guys can sing, OMG, rushed to taht link to go download some of their songs, wow.
2nd eki hallelujah sumbori
you escaped narrowly she could have just easily said it was urs cos as u rightly pointed out u r only 98% sure. careful or a girl dats too easy brovah.
Thanksgiving & a big kiss for your durex are appropriate cos u doghed a huge bullet.
Those boys can sing, like how they mixed halo with dangerously in love
"get in the way of you and me"? thats a dangerous woman right there. not one to keep around. like the guys though. they do sound much better. mad skills
I dont know what to say, but her remarks and past comments is making the voice in my head shout "Run 4 ur life" regardless of the explosive sex
She seems like she has a few demons on her back, I dunno
About Amihr. boys could saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannngggg, I loved it
there is absolutely NO WAY i'm responding to all these comments individually (i know i know i've gotten lazy)...but i'll update:
I talked to her again, brought up the rape issue...she said she never told him to stop. Apparently that's the 'magic word'.
Thanks for the support guys...I'm glad we all agree that i'm not ready to be daddy.
for those who wanted to be godparents, my acct details are...hit up my inbox to apply,
Ahmir is a group out of Boston...none of them are Nigerian.
omd- they even sing it waaaaaaaaaay better than Beyonce. I am so feeling it.
As for this babe- na wa for her. Which kinda of sleep was she sleeping that someone was humping on her and she didnt know. My advice- stay away from her!!!!
hehehehe. Papa scribz.
You evaded that one. Notjob of a girl..lol.
this is a typical xample of u are better SAFE than sorry!
was she still tinkin about the both of u?wat babies did she wanna have for u wen she said she coldnt concieve?dat babe is more than confused!
run for ur dear life.....
Naaa, she wasn't rapd and it was much more than that?? she was asleep while being screwed? whatwas she on drugs or something...
I never have sex without a condom
getting pregnant is the least of my worries coz i have an implant
but std's and Aids are
Dude in the green been studying
Ne-Yo's mannerisms. lol
Anywho, Ahmir did a great job. I thought they were Nigerian due to the hint of accent I heard. I prefer their medley over Beyonce's anyday.
why are u afraid of being a daddy ehn?
what kind of rape is that? infact, what kind of sleep is that!
such a shame that she is going to get rid of it, u'd have been godfather!
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