Know Your Audience
I hated studying French in primary school. I've never been a fan of the French. Or their language.
Still, I had to study it for 7 odd years. The moment I didn't have to anymore, I stopped. I've never fancied myself a speaker. Heck, I'm surprised when I hear some French and I can understand it, somewhat.
I surprised myself last night.
Two girls got on the train last night. One black, one Caucasian. The black girl was decent looking; tall, long legs, pretty eyes.
I sat and observed them for a minute, they were speaking French.
There is something remarkably sexy about French women. They seriously excite me. I don't speak French, but I thot I would go make an ass of myself in front of them.
I was a little surprised at how much I actually remembered.
Excusé moi, I'm sorry, je ne parle pas francais, but I had to come talk to you. Tu es tres belle. I smiled, I probably just murdered your language there, I'm sorry( I didn't say I was fluent)
She smiled.
I'm being rude. I didn't even introduce myself. Je mappelle Scribbles, comment t'appelle tu?
Vivienne, and you're not doing too badly she took my outstretched hand.
Enchanté. I kissed her hand
Life is a big stage and we're all playing parts. The key to success in many arenas is to know your audience. There are a few "gurus" out there who will say that a man should approach a woman within 3 seconds of seeing and being attracted to her. While I respect their reasons for that approach, I subscribe to a different theory.
A panther/lion/tiger or any other predator doesn't just bumble carelessly into a pack of gazelles. It will most likely go hungry using that approach. Instead the predator stalks its prey, watching, observing, looking for weaknesses within the group.
I follow the same principle. Watch a woman, observe the way she talks, carries herself; looking for my "in". And then, armed with a smile, charm, blackberry (she had one too) and that knowledge, I move in for the "kill".
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17 comments:
First!!!!!!!!!!!
OK i kinda subscribe to ur way of approach......cz if u just go for the kill without any kind of observation,most likely u wld make a fool of urself,except ur smoothness is on anoda level den maybe just maybe she wld pay attention 2 u.
There is something attractive about a foreigner tryin 2 speak ur language,she was probably impressed that u made the extra effort 2 try nd communicate in french even when it was apparent that u cldnt speak french 2 save ur life.Nice try scribbles,im proud of u..lol
Spoken Like a true gamer. I agree with you socio. Nothing wrong with a little research on your subject.
Espanol y poquito fracaise hermano usted maldeamoro.
player player. lol!!! Dudes need to come to u for pointers.
i dunno you know... i reckon you can stumble in, but just be funny/interesting with it. the main thing is to get her attention, rather than her repulsion.
Sir Scribbles are you sure you don't want to publish a rulebook on the game? You are such an expert.
By the way, I think French is a sinfully sexy language and I demand that you learn more of it! Lol
There is something incredibly about the french language..... And it is always good to study your subject for a while before making a move and it doesn't hope to stumble a bit, people find it charming too. In this country we find self depreciating humour cute.
Very true.. Thank God for guys who understand girls.
i find the french extremely hot, and i love their language too!! can't believe anyone wouldnt!!!
u didnt do badly, from my small knowledge of french. so tell us, did u get her BB pin? ;)
hmmm, i can see that u have seriously classified urself master of the game........
love the concept of trying to speak french to get her.... probably would have been interested also becos of the effort.
i think u should write a game book...... ur so right, i tend to be more interested in guys who have studied me and know exactly how to move in.... not just some random stumbling
Lol!
Nice one...nice one..real "smoove" bro..
I like your M.O..
I like it when a guy comes correct..and if he does it means he's taken the time to study that bullshit will get him nowhere with me.
Nice one Scri-bizzle san..x
i feel you. There is something about the french language. I have been looking for your blog everywhere, so this is where you are hiding now
I think Kmplx has a point, even if u bumble in, just be witty and u just might get her attention just as fast as the panther.
SMF, isnt there anything u can do about these unflattering caricatures that show up as our avatar on this page? i'm def waaaaaaaaaaaayyyy cuter than that silly creature in front of my name or u think not? *struts away*
lol///mmmm well kinda true...expect if perhaprs an ELephant shows up and also decided to go for a 'the kill' or even a snake for that matter cld come in and spit venom on everybody within radius and end up leaving with the kill...:P
Scribbles, you got game!! I also think french is a sexy language. Italian too! I'm taking spanish classes at the moment. Nothing sexy about spanish to me but it is widely spoken.
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