where was I? oh yes, Bella!
after Bella, blue balls in hand, broken heart in chest, i decided to move on swiftly..and move on swiftly i did. Bella's episode ended in June/July 2007, by October, there had been three others; let's call em 22 (as in 34-22-40- LAWD ALMIGHTAY!!), Geek Connection ( we connected on a level of geekiness i still dont understand) [i have to apologise for the lack of imagination in coming up with these names but i'm suffering from 'cant be bothered'] and miss 'I-have-a-boyfriend-but-I'll flirt-with-you-and-give-you-false-hope-cause-u're-cute-and-u-know-just-in-case'...mouthful i know.
like i said, cant be bothered today, so i'll give you the cliffnotes
22- She was cute but she just seemed too easily distracted, like she had ADD or something (even though i know for a fact that she didnt), i got tired of the yo-yoing so i let it go
GC- She was cool (kinda overlapped with 22) but she was indecisive. She liked me, but she had work, about 90hrs a week. Eventually I moved, and it fizzled.
The third one needs no further explaining.
So after all of this, I went back to school, final year. And the flood began. I was supposed to be focusing on final year lectures and my dissertation, but the devil would not have it.
The number of pretty girls showing me unnecessary attention at this crucial point in my life was ludicrous. Like I was in season or something. and foolish me, i decided to enjoy myself. Afterall, i had a guaranteed job offer, regardless of grade when i graduated.
I'm not going to go into the details, or even try and list all of them, because, i am slightly ashamed to say, I was...and am still slightly, a ho/slag/ashi/slut/(insert local colloquialism); but i will say, during the course of the year, i had my first menage a three/unholy trinity/...
...however u say it...i had my first threesome!!
more in next post
sooooo...i've left this a while
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where is next post? waiting with bated breath!
well i have a long train ride ahead of me tomorrow..we'll see :)
next post expected next year...yeah, I know you!!!
uuuummm
whr were u all the while
i hope ui hv lotta posts
im going a reading.90hrs a week...15hrs a day...go to church on sunday....wht did u expect, the only oda thn she'll hv time for is......sleep! of course
u know afro led me here unknowingly right?
"i am slightly ashamed to say, I was...and am still slightly, a ho/slag/ashi/slut/"........
*SHAKES HEAD* PITY...i had plans for you.......looooooool!!!!!! well if i do respect one thing.....YOU DONT COME WITH PROMISES.....its a lot more fun and of course drama free..when all parties are aware of the CONTRACT!
P.S:xoxo
@Afro...i'm gunna be good this year :)and thanks for bringing miz-cynic :)
@miz-cynic...yea i know...doomed from the start
@Lady Koko...haha as long as i'm single, i'd down with whatever "plans" lol...yea i try not to mislead hehe
When is ur bday? I'm so buyin u a bible!
*still taking notes*
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