- people who say things to make themselves appear inarticulate in order to seem "cool" (eg. people who say "mans")
-people who attempt to fake eloquence by overcomplicating simple statements (eg. people who say "myself" or "yourself" in the place of "me" or "you")
-people who correct proper english with improper english (eg. "I'll give it to you" corrected with "I'll give it you")~supplied by Roro
-people who ALWAYS know the right thing to do and will not rest till you know that they know and consequently accept their advice
-people who dont know but pretend like they know and then get u in trouble for doing it their way
-REPETITION. if i've heard it once before, or twice, or 1000 times and nothings changed..what makes u think saying it now will make a difference?
-"Discussions" that are really lectures. If the only sound u hear come from me is "Yes" "Okay" "Mhmm" then it lacks the give and take of a discussion. I will treat it like i treat all my lectures. (Daydream about Jessica Alba).
-people telling me I speak good english. Yes. I did. but now u said that I'm gunna cuss u all day im my mother tongue.
-IDIOTS...you know who u r
-people who explain things by saying "That's just the way it is/done/has always been"
-senseless tradition along with people who embrace it without fully understanding why (robots)
-ISMs...why do we kid ourselves? Deep down we're all EVERYBODYELSE-IST
-university education. is it really worth 3 yrs and 30 grand to learn stuff ur never gunna use again?
-garage, speed garage, house, grime "music" (i apologise to all my british brothers and sisters...but i just dont get it)...some hip-hop as well
virtual babies...why?
-the word "GEEZER"...i swear if that word ever comes out of my mouth in conversation, i'm stabbing everyone i ever heard use it
-people who say "lol" or "brb" or "lmao" in spoken conversation...what the hell is wrong with u?
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LMAO! @ the last one haha!...who does that??
- Crocs!
- poets who are really only concerned with showing off how many words they know, and just end up making no sense!
- Camel toe...do you not own a mirror??
- Panty lines...see camel toe
- People who use the F word to punctuates sentences
- Bad breath/B.O.!
- dry lips! ok ashiness in general! dude how do you leave your house looking like you stuck your face in a bowl of flour??! get out of here!
- Guys who buy girls drinks at the club, and then hover around for the rest of the night....OKAY! here's your 5 bucks back, now kick rocks!
- girls who make out with other girls for attention
- Africans who somehow acquire Jamaican accents...hmm okay??
oh...there are sooo many!
seriosly some pple say lmao,brb in spoken language, mayb the the morafuckers are just trying to annoy u.
lol..well they'r doing a damned good job of it
loooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!! WOW......I AGREE WITH MOST.....especially on education! i have always QUESTIONED THAT..i have finally come to the conclusion..that...IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH CLASS*...... THE "UNEDUCATED" MAN.....CAN NEVER BE ACCEPTED INTO CERTAIN SOCAIL GROUPS WHETHER OR NOT.....he made in life......THATS JUST A "factual opinion".....not that i agree.....
p.S: I FELL IN LOVE WITH GRIME IN 2004??? before then i called it "garbbage".......THERES SUNMMIN RATHER CATCHY BOUT IT.....I GET HYPED EASILY.....I SOMETIMES CUD BE CAUGHT DOING THE two finger dance even.."braaaaap."..(OH BUT I'D NEVER USE THE BRITISH SLANG...geezer??? EHHH...NAA MATE!)
P.S;XOXO
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