the past year or so...part 3 *Bella*

After a brief break from the women (by that i mean exams), i decided to allow GG and all her friends. E don tire me for them anyway, too much wahala. A friend of mine was having a birthday BBQ and had invited me. U know me, I cant say no to free chicken man.

That's where I got introduced to "Bella". I had actually met Bella briefly about a year before at another friend's send-off party and I thot the babe was pretty hot, but she just seemed really angry that night and me i dont have time for ejo(drama) so I had allowed her.

Bella was one of those Naija girls that grew up in london with naij parents. The ones that get sent to secondary school in naij to acquire some "discipline" lol. Yea, one of those. They talk with a british accent but have a very Naija mentality. Me I didnt know this at first o. I just saw "fine girl" na so my eye shine

Anyway, she was at this BBQ with her friend Tash and Tash was a very nice, also pretty hot babe (but i had eyes for Bella sha). Tash was more friendly tho, so we got to talking quite a bit while Bella just sat in the corner and would say something every now and then. Tash now started telling me that Bella had just gotten out of a bad relationship and was just looking for some good fun.(I think she was trying to set us up..thank God for best friends). This is when my eyes started to shine even more! That's how i started making more of an effort to talk to the babe but she sef was frontin, so I excused myself for a bit to go and talk to my friends...maybe she just needed to be starved of attention a bit.

I came back and this girl was gone! Her friends were looking for her, crying and all, worried out of their minds. Apparently, shorty had left with some dude!! See me see wahala!

I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT DUDE!!

Man I was so vexed. The chick came back sha, it turned out the guy was just a friend and they had just walked down the street to talk. I was about to leave when she got back so I collected her number and bounced.

I called her a few days later and we started talking...this girl started giving me a list of reasons why we cant date

I'm older than you (so? it was only by 8 months sef)

Our star signs aren't perfectly compatible (Shuo? This girl na winch?)

You're short, and I only date tall guys (...

First of all, this was a very sensitive topic at that time as I hadnt fully come to terms with my height, I have now. I'm 5ft8, she's 5"4...i know her ex...he was about 5"6, so i didnt see her point)

All of these should have been warning signs for me to run. And usually it would be the kinda "scoin,scoin"(see "Fineboy") that would have me running, but I no gree run for this one o. She just too fine. So I persevered. I said I will see her when I come to london for the summer.

I got to london and we hung out for a bit...then her parents went to Nig and she invited me to her crib one friday night for some wine (omo see as i dey happy).I got there and she made me watch Dreamgirls. Ok, ok, as much as i hate to admit it it was a good movie. Anyhow sha, the movie finishes at like 1am and she wants to put on another one. I was like "nah, let's just talk".

At that point we had finished 2 bottles of Rose and were halfway thru the third...i hadnt eaten since lunch except for some chocolate(and I HATE an empty glass and LOATHE a full glass so i'm constantly re-filling, drinking, re-filling, drinking), so the alcohol was getting to me a lil more than usual..that's how me who is usually quite quiet and reserved started spitting all kinds of game mehn. I was saying all kinds of stuff to get this girl to kiss me sha...and she just kept playing hard to get...but i no gree give up until...

Bella - ok then. *grabs my head and shoves her tongue in my mouth*

I was ready mehn. I tongue wrestled the shit out of her, then after a few minutes..

Bella - ur a really good kisser actually

Me - Well ur not so bad urself

Bella - not so bad? I'll show u not so bad *pushes me off...and gets on top of me* (dont get any ideas, we were both fully clothed...unfortunately)

So we're rolling around her bed, dancing the dance and I unhook her bra and try to take her top off. No such luck...this girl would not let me...so i tried to take off her pants (if there's one place I love to go its downtown...and the ladies usually love it) but this girls stopped me....

her excuse is that she can be quite loud and her bro was in the next room...stupid bro...GO OUT...IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT!!

anyway sha i'm thinking, so i'm sleeping in this girls bed and all we're gunna do is make out? what rubbish? then i roll over and lie on my back so she can catch her breath...this girl now begins undoing my belt buckle and slides her hand into my boxers

"I feel like doing something naughty"

*Smiling* Go ahead have fun

She starts to rub it until junior starts to wake up, until he's at full attention, then she lowers her head and touches it with her lips (in my mind i'm thinking "YATAAAA"..hehe...think Hiro Nakamura)

"Nah, i dont think so...not tonight"

FUCKIN' TEASE!! God punish u!!

I was too drunk to go home and it was lyk 4 in the morning anyway, but I wasnt about to beg some trick for a blowjob, I was too drunk to give a shit anyway...my mind drifted off to other things, Junior calmed down, and I went to sleep.

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